Pretty sure I dated a guy who did all of these things, while thinking how cool he was. Guess what. You’re not.
1. Typography snobs
So you have a strong opinion about Comic Sans? Well, here’s what I think, cool guy: You can’t tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica, and you’re not sure if this is Times New Roman or Georgia. So since Comic Sans is the only font you can positively identify, you like to show off by complaining whenever you see it. Here’s one thing we can identify: an asshole!
2. Frozen yogurt shops
Frozen yogurt is not a new concept, but self-service places like Yogurtland are popping up all over the place. Apparently the problem with TCBY was that there weren’t enough people sneezing in the sprinkles.
3. Minimalist adaptations
An artform based around how easy it is to do — probably not that great of an art form. Call me when there are maximalist adaptations. In the meantime, here’s a minimalist review of every minimalist adaptation I’ve…
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