So this is quite sad really. Writing this made me feel a bit yuck about myself.
I would love to go on a real date where you get all dressed up and cute, a boy picks you up, has a plan, you go for dinner/comedy show/something-cool-like-see-art-exhibit, only have one (or two maximum) glasses of wine, have great conversation, flirt lots, get on like a house on fire, he pays for everything (happily), opens establishment/car/restaurant doors for you, takes you back to your house after, and then you get a goodnight kiss. End date.
I think I would just like to try it once, to see if it’s a standard that I would like to have about dates.
Although I did just hang out with a friend (actual, just male friend) and we ate burgers and played on a playground in the dark. And that was pretty fun! So I dunno.