Ima girl, we don’t do anything gross, like, EVAH okay!
I’m gonna cheat a little bit and tell you about something gross that happened to me instead of stuff I do..
This one time, I got an H2go bottle of water and was just like “Hey! I’ll use this as a water bottle instead of my flash Kathmandu one for awhile”. At some point during the week I was doing this, the water in the bottle got old. n.b – I did change the water multiple times during this week!
And when I say old I mean I took a HUGE drink of it one morning and thought it tasted funny. Looked at the bottom of the bottle and there were black floaty mould bits swirling in the bottom.
I nearly threw the fuck up.
I couldn’t drink water for about three days after this incident and spent majority of time extremely dehydrated and terrified I was going to catch life threatening illness from mould spores.
I didn’t. In case you were wondering.
If you laughed at this story please tell me! It will make me feel 100 times better about this gross thing that happened to me.