I am over most things. Some of you might say I’m not over my ex. Because of all the mean stuff I say about him. Well, don’t worry. I am over him, I’m just a mean person sometimes, and sometimes I like to write mean stuff. Haha. Like today.
Here are some ridiculous things I can’t get over.
1. I can’t get over the fact that no one in my family has any singing talent, and therefore did not pass on such genes to me. #WillNeverBeAStar
2. Ditto for painting skills.
3. I can’t get over the fact that my Mum has never had a pimple in her life, yet I am 22 and still suffer. FUCK YOU MUM. (Actually not really coz I love you!)
4. I can’t get over the fact that some people can’t take a hint and stop trying to be in your life. This is a hint.
5. I can’t get over the fact that my sister is 17. I remember when she was born!
6. Sometimes I can’t get over the fact that uni is done forever, and I’m pointlessly worried I didn’t ‘make enough of the experience’.
8. I can’t get over the fact I had more money as a student than I do now.
9. I can’t get over the fact any of you read the drivel that comes out my brain. Haha.
10. The fact someone gave me a credit card! HAHAHA WHAT WERE YOU THINKING BRO.
11. The fact my car still goes. The fact I’ve never crashed it – touchwoodtouchwoodtouchwood. The fact I got a car in the first place.
12. The fact that 7th form was five years ago. Am so old now.
What can’t you get over? #SiteEngagement.
13. The fact I use hashtags in a non hash tag setting. It’s ironic, okay!